Mon, 14:02: On sub-freezing days like this, I grasp the popularity of the Snuggie. (I don’t want one, but I understand.) Now, where are my gloves? Tue, 11:09: Just received a robo spam call that placed ME on hold to wait for their representative to get to me in the queue. Um, no.
Sun, 21:38: RT @ZachIsHere: A good man and good coach imparted this on me long ago. “You are never as good as you think you are or as bad as you thi … Sun, 21:44: I have a laser-guided paper slicer, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Sat, 14:34: Dear North Pole: Please take back your freezing cold winds and spitting snow. We don’t want it here in KCMO.
Fri, 15:01: The once-lovely red, gold and orange leaves are now dry, dull and brown — and smushed into big brown bags by the curb. I’m tired.
Wed, 23:28: RT @neiltyson: If someone does you a favor, returning it closes off goodness from the cosmos. Passing it forward compels the world to thrive
