According to the local media, the average low temperature in Kansas City in the last week was less than 6 degrees Fahrenheit. I’m not entirely sure the average high ever got above freezing. Currently, it’s almost noon, it’s 9 degrees and “fair”, according to the weather widget. In my opinion, 9 degrees is anything but fair.
Mischief, with her thin silky coat, is having a bad hair month. Mayhem has thicker fur, but he gets zapped by a static charge every few minutes. I’ve got more joints that are inflamed than those that aren’t, and I’m beginning to feel trapped in the office because I just can’t bear going out into the cold during my lunch break. And the furnace is beginning to sound tired and somewhat depressed.
Seriously. I’m done now. Can we move on to spring? Please?