allisonstein I hath tweeted… Posted on April 27, 2010 by allisonstein Tweet Tweet 10:44 Why did the 2 Canadian geese cross the road? To bring all 6 lanes of morning traffic on Metcalf Ave to a screaming halt. # Tweet About allisonstein
nkcmikeApril 28, 2010 at 11:57am
That happened to me on Renner this a.m. The geese were totally indifferent to cars 100X their size, and just sidled along in no hurry whatsoever.
dragonet2April 29, 2010 at 2:17am
I would just about
have another heart attack. Last one was on an early, damp morning a couple of weeks ago (when my start time was still fairly dark) that either mom or papa fox dashed across Broadway and I barely missed hitting it.
Seriously. A few days before I’d seen what I think is mom trotting across broadway downhill (from liberty memorial to penn valley parks) with what looked like a cub in her mouth–it was curled up like a cub being carried, not limp like a dead squirrel or gosling.
The geese are as bad as pigeons. Only they output as much poop as a two-year-old child because they eat grass and it’s inefficient.